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O’Malley Proverbs

O’Malley Proverbs

Because sanctimony leads to great satire.

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"Thou shall not judge me by my record…Ever" #OMalleyProverbs #mdpoliticsMark Newgent
"There are no fund raids only shifts in investments" #OMalleyProverbs # mdpoliticsMark Newgent
"So it was gerrymandered, so it shall come to pass. Cause… blame Bush." #OMalleyProverbsDennis
"Principled senators should not obstruct your boondoggles, just have Old ManMiller remove them." #OmalleyProverbs #mdpoliticsMark Newgent
"I shall crate @statestat and all will be transparent and good throughout the realm" #OmalleyproverbsMark Newgent
"And lo there shall be speed cameras, and much tithing to the vendors." #OMalleyProverbsMark Newgent
Many of the #OMalleyProverbs totally could be #ObamaProverbs…Matthew Newman
"Blessed are donors who hunger and thirst for state dollars, for they will be filled." #OMalleyProverbsDennis
The wealth of the rich is mine! I mean…the people’s. #OMalleyProverbsMatthew Newman
The wise heart accepts the commands of their nanny…er governor. #OMalleyProverbsMatthew Newman
Free money will give you free votes. #OMalleyProverbsMatthew Newman
Harken to my heralds KO Public Affairs, and you will know my name is The Lord. #OMalleyProverbsMark Newgent
And now joining @MarkNewgent and @dennisthecynic reciting #OMalleyProverbs is @MDMRN . Bravo!!Skip
How long will you lie there, you sluggard? As long as I provide you free stuff. #OMalleyProverbsMatthew Newman
.@MDMRN "For there is nothing hidden that will not be taxed. And there is nothing buried that will not be taxed." #OMalleyProverbsDennis
Honor me with your wealth, with the firstfruits of all your crops. #OMalleyProverbsMatthew Newman
Let taxes & spending never leave you; bind them around your neck, write them on the tablet of your heart. #OMalleyProverbs 3:3Matthew Newman
If it moveth, tax it. #OMalleyProverbsMatthew Newman
MT @dennisthecynic "Suffer little Casino Owners, & forbid them not, to donate unto me: for of such is the kingdom of MD." #OMalleyProverbsMatthew Newman
"Suffer little Casino Owners, and forbid them not, to donate unto me: for of such is the kingdom of Maryland." #OMalleyProverbsDennis

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