0shares Share Tweet Plus Pin Link Link Digg Print Email O’Malley Proverbs Mark Newgent on January 7, 2013 at 11:35 am [View the story “O’Malley Proverbs” on Storify] O’Malley Proverbs Because sanctimony leads to great satire. Storified by · Sun, Jan 06 2013 10:10:04 "Thou shall not judge me by my record…Ever" #OMalleyProverbs #mdpoliticsMark Newgent "There are no fund raids only shifts in investments" #OMalleyProverbs # mdpoliticsMark Newgent "So it was gerrymandered, so it shall come to pass. Cause… blame Bush." #OMalleyProverbsDennis "Principled senators should not obstruct your boondoggles, just have Old ManMiller remove them." #OmalleyProverbs #mdpoliticsMark Newgent "I shall crate @statestat and all will be transparent and good throughout the realm" #OmalleyproverbsMark Newgent "And lo there shall be speed cameras, and much tithing to the vendors." #OMalleyProverbsMark Newgent Many of the #OMalleyProverbs totally could be #ObamaProverbs…Matthew Newman "Blessed are donors who hunger and thirst for state dollars, for they will be filled." #OMalleyProverbsDennis The wealth of the rich is mine! I mean…the people’s. #OMalleyProverbsMatthew Newman The wise heart accepts the commands of their nanny…er governor. #OMalleyProverbsMatthew Newman Free money will give you free votes. #OMalleyProverbsMatthew Newman Harken to my heralds KO Public Affairs, and you will know my name is The Lord. #OMalleyProverbsMark Newgent And now joining @MarkNewgent and @dennisthecynic reciting #OMalleyProverbs is @MDMRN . Bravo!!Skip How long will you lie there, you sluggard? As long as I provide you free stuff. #OMalleyProverbsMatthew Newman .@MDMRN "For there is nothing hidden that will not be taxed. And there is nothing buried that will not be taxed." #OMalleyProverbsDennis Honor me with your wealth, with the firstfruits of all your crops. #OMalleyProverbsMatthew Newman Let taxes & spending never leave you; bind them around your neck, write them on the tablet of your heart. #OMalleyProverbs 3:3Matthew Newman If it moveth, tax it. #OMalleyProverbsMatthew Newman MT @dennisthecynic "Suffer little Casino Owners, & forbid them not, to donate unto me: for of such is the kingdom of MD." #OMalleyProverbsMatthew Newman "Suffer little Casino Owners, and forbid them not, to donate unto me: for of such is the kingdom of Maryland." #OMalleyProverbsDennis Categories Uncategorized Tagged Uncategorized 0shares Share Tweet Plus Comments Pin Link Link Digg Print Email Previous Article Media Bias in the Obama Era -- Any Hope for Amelioration? Next Article The Broadside 1-7-13 Join the conversation! We have no tolerance for comments containing violence, racism, vulgarity, profanity, all caps, or discourteous behavior. Thank you for partnering with us to maintain a courteous and useful public environment where we can engage in reasonable discourse.