Marylanders Are The Devil!!!

Attention Maryland drivers!!! You are the Devil!!!

In a statement by DC Councilman Jim Graham, Maryland drivers are driving at “hell bent” speeds and we are the devil.

Okay, everyone. He’s onto us. We all need to think of a new plan for getting through DC. Fortunately, we are the devil, so we should be able to come up with something quick.

And while we come up with our new plan, let’s conveniently ignore those wonderful drivers from Virginia. Those SUV’s with Virginia tags pushing your bumper to go faster on the Dulles Toll Road are actually Maryland drivers in disguise.